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The Jamaican Roulette

March 26, 2008

A British Major General was once visiting his troops stationed in Jamaica. He inquired about the physical and mental fitness of the troops. The local commanding officer (a captain) told him that everything is super. The troops run everyday for 5 miles, eat 3 meals a day, swim a few miles and for entertainment play Jamaican Roulette. The major had no clue about the Jamaican Roulette and thus asked the captain to enlighten him on this game. The captain then went on to explain him the game,”Unlike the roulette, we do not have a ball in this game. The soldiers stand on the stationary outer circumference. A beautiful Jamaican lady stands on each of the numbers. When the wheel stops, the lady offers some oral services to the soldier standing in front of her”. The major, confused and excited, asked the captain, as to where’s the gambling in this roulette. The captain, smilingly, told the major that few of the ladies on the wheel are cannibals 🙂

p.s. The post is a figment of imagination of a friend of mine. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.